The Autopen Solution to the Government Shutdown

Did you see that portrait of old Prez Joe?

It's Trump's fine tribute, so touching, doncha know.

He'd said Biden was just too senile to rule,

Left matters to Autopen and his heels let cool,

So on the wall of all our old prezes,

We see the picture this grievance addresses.

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It seems for ol' Don no sarcasm's too far,

No insult too cutting, no matter the scar,

No matter either the office's dignity,

Just one more target of royal malignity.

One thing's to sic feds on a political en',

Another's to call a former prez but a pen.

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Even for Repub's that must be a swallow,

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