Frank Silva speaks truth to power. A recovering Catholic, he is a member of his own Church, The Seventh-Day Pagans of the Church of the Latter Day Heathens. He is a former high school teacher with a Master's Degree from a University that cost more than he's made back in tuition and wishes they'd stop asking for donations -- ask the football players who never went to class, they have all the money! He retired as an Army Reserve Major after America went totally insane. He has been an actor and is a member of SAG/AFTRA. He is a writer, satirist, irreverent SOB and coffee-hole-running old man. In high school he was voted most likely to be irascible. In the intervening years, he's calmed down, but as the world has gotten more idiotic, it just about evens out. He spends his days teaching Ingrish to Chinese people, writing, and turning coffee into urine.