May 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM EDT
Dan Sullivan Challenges Dan Sullivan For U.S. Senate Seat In Alaska

Amusing stuff. If the second Dan Sullivan files and gets on the ballot, Alaska will use their initials as well. Source: Anchorage Daily News

May 30, 2026 at 5:01 PM EDT
COINCIDENCE? Trump Hypes Dell, Pentagon Opens Wallet

Just weeks after President Donald Trump urged Americans to "go out and buy a Dell" and months after he bought millions of dollars worth of stock in the company, the computer giant was awarded a $9.7 billion Pentagon contract. The Department of Defense confirmed the contract with Dell Federal Systems, the government-focused arm of Dell Technologies, on Wednesday.

May 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM EDT
Freedom 250 Music Festival Is Already A Bust

Everything Donald Trump Touches Dies (ETTD) has finally reached peak level: he has single handedly ruined America's 250th Celebration! Just be being affiliated with it! Organizers of the Freedom 250 concert series are dealing with the shock news that nearly every single musical act dropped out of the show after realizing the event is, in fact, political. Shocker!

May 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM EDT
Big Ugly Bill Leaves 10,000 Kansas Kids Hungry

TOPEKA -- A Kansas advocacy organization sounded an alarm about a report indicating 10,300 children in low-income families across the state stopped receiving food aid since President Donald Trump signed sweeping federal legislation nearly one year ago. Kansas Appleseed, a nonpartisan organization active in state policy debates, highlighted the analysis by the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities indicating 21,900 Kansans left the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program since July 2025.

May 30, 2026 at 3:30 PM EDT
Desi Lydic Hilariously Explains Trump's 'Ball-Room'

TDS's Desi Lydic is killing it. Desi highlights the insanity by Republicans and Fox News to try to claim Americans need the ballroom.

May 30, 2026 at 11:45 AM EDT
Tuberville Complains About American Men Wearing 'All This European Stuff'

During a segment on this Friday's The Will Cain Show on Fox, Cain and his guest Sen. Tommy Tuberville made another lame attempt at disparaging Texas senate candidate James Talarico during yet another one of their endless segments on how terrible things are for Democrats despite the fact that their own party and Dear Leader's poll numbers are in the tank. Here's Tuberville complaining about American men wearing "all this European stuff," while sitting in front of a picture of Mercedes-Benz Gullwing, before pretending he doesn't know where eighth-generation Texan Talarico "comes from" and saying he wouldn't want to spend time with him. I'm guessing the feeling is mutual, Tommy.

May 30, 2026 at 9:25 AM EDT
Whiny Titty Baby Rage-Quits The Kennedy Center In Pathetic Meltdown

In a staggeringly lengthy 581-word post consisting of 3,462 characters (!!), Donald J. Trump took to Truth Social to explain that "your favorite President, ME," is rage-quitting the Kennedy Center following a judge's order to remove his name from signage within two weeks. Trump is basically saying, 'You can't fire me, I QUIT' with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. U.S. District Judge Christopher Cooper, in a 93-page memo, rejected the Kennedy Center's name change because he said, "Congress gave the Kennedy Center its name, and only Congress can change it." Unsurprisingly, Trump didn't take that well.

May 30, 2026 at 9:23 AM EDT
WOMP: Kennedy Center Must Remove Trump's Name

Womp, womp. Donald Trump's latest courtroom hearing ended the way so many of them do: with a judge saying, "Absolutely not," before handing him another very embarrassing public loss. The Kennedy Center, where Trump apparently thought slapping his name on things was still a functioning business model instead of a warning label, has two weeks to remove his name. I am ready to drive down with my personal chisel.

May 30, 2026 at 9:22 AM EDT
Bondi Refused To Say Whether Trump Interfered In Epstein Files Release

Former Attorney General Pam Bondi testified about the Epstein files to the House Oversight Committee on Friday. But her appearance was held behind closed doors, off camera, and Republicans refused to put her under oath. Afterward, Rep. Robert Garcia, the Democratic ranking member of the Oversight Committee, told reporters that he asked Bondi five different questions about conversations with Donald Trump. He appears more than 5,300 times in the files related to his former BFF.

May 30, 2026 at 9:22 AM EDT
Harebrained Havoc: DHS Wants To Block Flights To Spite Sanctuary Cities

Newly appointed DHS Sec Mark Wayne Mullen told Fox News' Sean Hannity that to punish blue states for refusing to work with ICE and the Border Patrol, he wants the feds to refuse to process international flights in their cities and reroute them to red states. And so I visited with the White House today, Sean, and I said, you know, if they're going to not allow us to go out and arrest the worst of the worst, and then when we call for assistance at the facilities, that the street, it belongs to the city, if it belonged to us, we would take care of it, but it belongs to the city, and they're barricading our employees from coming in and out of the facility, then why are we processing international flights into the airport there?

May 29, 2026 at 7:59 PM EDT
Friday Night Funnies: Bob Newhart 'Gettysburg PR'

Bob Newhart's comedy was legendary and has won him many awards including, "three Grammy Awards, an Emmy Award and a Golden Globe." Ooma:

May 29, 2026 at 7:01 PM EDT
Look At The July 4th Concert Lineup From Sanctuary City Philly

I kinda feel like some smart TV network should pick up Philly's July 4th celebration of 250 years instead of Lumpy's feeble bargain-basement version on his June 14th birthday, since most of his artist have reneged. I mean, look at this FREE lineup. Via the Inquirer: