July 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM EDT
In Press Conference Disaster, Trump Compliments Iran For Trying To Kill Him

At his NATO press conference, Donald Trump called the Iranians lovely people as he claimed that he is number one on their kill list.

July 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM EDT
Trump Is So Out Of It At The NATO Summit That He Is Being Guided Around By Hand

Donald Trump got off the plane in Turkey and was so out of it that he started to wander off and had to be guided around by the Turkish president.

July 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM EDT
It Is Time For Graham Platner To Go

Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner has been plagued by scandals and allegations, but he should end his campaign as he has now been accused of rape.

July 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM EDT
Democrats Score A Big Win Against Shady Trump's Board Of Peace

The Trump administration took the unheard-of step of having the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office apply for Trump's trademark for the Board of Peace, but Democratic pressure stopped it dead.

July 6, 2026 at 10:46 AM EDT
Not Even Children In The Oval Office Can Stop A Trump Meltdown

A group of kids were brought into the Oval Office for an event promoting "Trump Accounts," but the president soon started lying about the size of his crowd on the 4th of July.

July 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM EDT
Declining Trump Caught Sleeping During 4th Of July Fireworks

Trump was supposed to speak for 45 minutes, but he only lasted 35 minutes, and apparently Trump was so tired that he couldn't stay awake as fireworks were going off around him.

July 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM EDT
Fox News Is Unintentionally Highlighting Trump's Failed Great American State Fair

Fox News has been trying to push Trump's Great American State Fair propaganda. Instead, the network has documented his failure.

July 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM EDT
Trump Is Worried That No One Will Show Up For His 4th Of July Speech

The administration is concerned that no one is showing up for Trump's Great American State Fair, and they are worried that the anemic crowds will continue for Trump's 4th of July speech.

June 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM EDT
Trump Gifts Democrats The Election By Holding A Midterm Convention

Democrats are getting the best gift ever as Donald Trump has announced that he is holding a midterm convention so that the election can be all about him.

June 30, 2026 at 12:33 PM EDT
Mike Johnson Releases A Groan Of Defeat After SCOTUS Strikes Down Trump On Birthright Citizenship

The Supreme Court did Republicans no favors over the past two days, and Speaker Mike Johnson couldn't hide his frustration after Trump's executive order ending birthright citizenship was overturned.

June 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM EDT
House Democrats To Force A Vote To Kill Trump's Weaponization Fund

House Judiciary Committee Ranking Member Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) has filed a discharge petition to force a vote in the House to kill Trump's weaponization fund.

June 29, 2026 at 1:17 PM EDT
Supreme Court Dooms Republicans In Midterms With Mail-In Ballot Ruling

After the Supreme Court ruled that ballots postmarked before election day but arriving after it can be counted, Trump invoked the Save America Act and doomed his party in the midterm election.