May 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM EDT
Texas Court Blocks Abortion Pill Telemed Prescriptions

Texas Republicans fall all over themselves touting their "pro-life" bona fides. However, their actual laws are anything but. In addition to a near-worship of life-killing guns, their anti-abortion laws have led to skyrocketing maternal deaths. So, it's no surprise that on Friday, Texas' ultraconservative federal Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals temporarily blocked a 2023 FDA regulation allowing abortion-drug mifepristone to be mailed to patients.

May 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM EDT
Todd Blanche Roasted Online For Dumb Voter ID Argument

Either Todd Blanche eats in bars, or he's just lying. On Sunday's Meet the Press , Blanche made his case for Voter ID. He's kind of a crappy lawyer if he thinks this reasoning will fly. "There's a lot of things that we can be doing like voter ID, like every time you walk into a restaurant or a club you have to show your ID," Blanche said with an unnatural degree of certainty.

May 3, 2026 at 12:40 PM EDT
Sheriff Trolls Influencer Busted In Sex Trafficking Sting

Florida's Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd was having fun trolling MAGA influencer Craig Long, who got busted in a sex sting: Then there's Craig Long, whom we arrested. He's 41.

May 3, 2026 at 9:49 AM EDT
Shameless Sean Duffy Tries To Lay Spirit Air Liquidation On Biden

When you can't defend the indefensible, do what Republicans always do -- blame Biden. As we discussed here, Trump wanted to rescue Spirit Airlines -- with our money -- but that deal fell through this weekend with Spirit announcing that it canceled all flights and is going out of business:

May 3, 2026 at 9:30 AM EDT
Geraldo Rivera Accuses Adam Mockler Of Being A 'Dick' To Scott Jennings

Looks like snowflake Scott Jennings isn't the only one having a meltdown following Jennings exchange with progressive podcaster Adam Mocker the other night. Right-wing hack Geraldo Rivera decided he needed to get in on the act during a segment on Chris Cuomo's show on NewsNation this Friday:

May 3, 2026 at 8:00 AM EDT
Painting Himself Into A Strait

Adios, Spirit Airlines. Grounded by Trump's woe begotten war in Iran and his stupid blockade blockade. As we enter yet another week of idiocy, it seems that Captain TrumpyPants has decided to downsize U.S. forces at Ramstein Air Force Base, just as Putin instructed. We truly do live in the worst timeline.

May 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM EDT
C&L's Late Nite Music Club: XTC, 'Dear God'

I loved this tune. I was oblivious to the controversy surrounding it at the time, since I wasn't focused on politics.

May 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM EDT
U.S. To Pull 6K Troops From Germany After Long Call With Vlad

The United "?States is withdrawing 5,000 troops from NATO ally Germany, the Pentagon announced Friday, as a rift over the Iran "?war widens between President Donald Trump and Europe. Trump had threatened a drawdown in forces earlier this week after sparring with German Chancellor Friedrich Merz, who said on Monday the Iranians were humiliating the U.S. in talks to end the two-month-old war and that he did not see what exit strategy Washington was pursuing.

May 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM EDT
Trump Suggests His Own Supporters Couldn't Pass A Cognitive Test

Grandpa Dementia was bragging about all the cognitive tests he aced again during his speech this Friday at The Villages In Florida. We've come to expect the insults lobbed at former Presidents Obama and Biden and CA Gov. Gavin Newsom, but Trump decided to insult his supporters this time as well. Here's the rambling nonsense for anyone that doesn't want to have to listen to his obnoxious voice:

May 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM EDT
'A Blockade Is An Act Of War': Ben Rhodes Knocks Down Trump's Lie About War Powers

Former Deputy National Security Advisor Ben Rhodes took apart Trump's nonsensical argument that somehow the War Powers Resolution's 60-day deadline didn't apply to his illegal war in Iran. As The Hill reported:

May 2, 2026 at 11:38 AM EDT
Trump Whines Medicare And Medicaid Too 'Boring' To Think About

Speaking to his supporters at Florida's The Villages, Donald Trump revealed he can't be bothered with any details of the federal life-saving programs of Medicare and Medicaid. Apparently, President Purple Hands flew to The Villages with his "great" pal, Dr. Mehmet Oz, the conflicted and unqualified head of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services.

May 2, 2026 at 11:37 AM EDT
Trump Calls Affordability 'One Good Line Of Bullshit'

Donald Trump decided to make some campaign ads for Democrats during a speech at The Villages in Florida this Friday. TRUMP: The Democrats start screaming, "Affordability, affordability!" -- but they're the ones who caused the problem. They may have one good talking point, I'll give them that. But they are so bad. Affordability.