August 3, 2026 at 9:55 AM EDT
Jordan: Slush Fund For Insurrectionists? Fine. Facts On David Hearn? Not So Much.

Rep. Jim Jordan claimed Trump's weaponization fund is only for people unjustly accosted by the federal government, and then acted like the cat got his tongue when CNN host Dana Bash pressed him on whether former Olympian David Hearn should receive funds after Jeanine Pirro dropped all charges against him. Never mind that Pirro claimed they had "irrefutable" evidence against Hearn which seems to have vaporized into the lie that it always was.

August 3, 2026 at 9:17 AM EDT
Fox Host Goes Ballistic Over Bill To Help American Farmers

Rep. Pete Sessions appeared on Fox's The Big Weekend Show to discuss a bill aimed at helping American farmers by expanding and expediting the agricultural guestworker program. This is not a new subject, and even Pedolph Shitler said that they would have to consider something like that because they went too far with their anti-immigrant assholery. Lahren wasted no time getting hostile towards Sessions, accusing him of pushing amnesty with this bill. However, Sessions was ready for her attacks and stayed focused as he explained why this bill was necessary, including pointing out the damage being done by Shitler's tariffs:

August 3, 2026 at 7:58 AM EDT
People Can't Stop Making Fun Of Trump For Claiming Victory In His Own Golf Tournament

As if he weren't already giving the American people plenty of ammunition to make fun of him with, Trump found himself absolutely buried in humiliating mockery this weekend after he openly bragged about the victory he claimed at his own damn golf tournament. For what has to be the nth time in his 80 god-forsaken years on this earth, Donald Trump, the sitting president of "The Greatest Country On Earth," took to his Truth Social echo chamber to brag to his dear followers about his victory in the Bedminster Club Championship with a final-round score of 70, or two under par.

August 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM EDT
Carl Sagan: Pale Blue Dot

"The earth is a very small stage on a vast cosmic arena," Sagan said. "Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. Audible: "In Pale Blue Dot Sagan traces the spellbinding history of our launch into the cosmos and assesses the future that looms before us as we move out into our own solar system and on to distant galaxies beyond. The exploration and eventual settlement of other worlds is neither a fantasy nor luxury, insists Sagan, but rather a necessary condition for the survival of the human race."

August 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM EDT
Greg Mitchell's Documentary Is Symbolic Of Why The Right Hates PBS

If you haven't watched Mitchell's documentary Woody Guthrie and The Ghost of Tom Joad Today , go stream it while it's still available. You won't be disappointed. For anyone who's not quite sure why the right hates PBS, it's because they continue to air much needed documentaries that tie in our recent history and the history of the labor movement, the exploitation of desperate people, and the abuse of migrants in America -- that most Americans are unfortunately completely oblivious about -- to what's going on in modern times as Mitchell did here.

August 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM EDT
RFK Jr Loses His Mind When Pressed On His Autism Claims

HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. lashed out at CNN's Dana Bash like a rabid dog when she tried to pin him down on his autism claims that have caused so much vaccine hesitancy in America. During the latter part of what was over a 20 minute interview, during most of which Kennedy berated Bash and told more lies about Dr. Anthony Fauci and the handling of the COVID-19 pandemic, Bash asked Kennedy about his attempts to link vaccinations and autism, and after she attempted to fact check him, citing the head of the Committee of Infectious Diseases for the American Academy of Pediatrics, who said there have been over 40 studies which concluded that there is not link between the two, Kennedy lost it.

August 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM EDT
'Don Of Dung' Becomes Unlikely Hit At Art Show

"The medium used is one I have concocted from water and horse manure, which seemed appropriate considering the subject," wrote the artist Wendy Chartrand. Source: CHEK News

August 2, 2026 at 1:58 PM EDT
Bernie Moreno FINALLY Defends Daughter, Max Miller Denies Abuse

Sen. Bernie Moreno finally made a statement about Rep. Max Miller, his daughter's ex-husband. Miller has been accused of violently abusing Moreno's daughter and two-year-old granddaughter. Moreno tweeted: " As a father and husband, I can tell you the last two years have been pure hell for my wife Bridget, our daughter Emily, me, and our entire family in the aftermath of Emily's divorce.

August 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM EDT
Kevin Hassett Praises The Miracle Of The Orange Clown Economy

Grinning idiot Kevin Hasset says, "I don't think any of us think" and then some other stuff, so he gets it partially correct: Hassett: "I don't think that any of us think there's any reason at all why US debt should be downgraded"

August 2, 2026 at 11:28 AM EDT
At Least Seven States' Water Systems Likely Hit By Iran Cyberattacks

After Donald Trump desperately - and ridiculously - tried to blame Minnesota for cyberattacks on its own water systems, I can't wait to hear his excuse for similar attacks on water systems in Michigan and at least five more states. Despite Trump's repeated claims about his prowess in Iran, it keeps getting clearer that no such thing is the case. According to The New York Times, the cyberattacks "may be far wider" than the seven states as "authorities raced to safeguard the nation's water supply against an assault that increasingly appeared to be the work of Iran."

August 2, 2026 at 10:25 AM EDT
DOJ Fails To Have Judge Recused In Rogoff Case

So much winning! We already discussed the Trump administration's illegal firing of the unanimously appointed US Attorney Roger Rogoff for the Western District of Washington here, whom Trump axed in less than an hour after he was appointed. It appears their efforts to have the judge overseeing the case recused have now failed:

August 2, 2026 at 10:25 AM EDT
Trump Is Working To Make It Easier For You To Die From Heat

While many of us are sweating it out during the record heat this summer, Donald Trump and his GOP minions have been working - in their air-conditioned offices, no doubt - to undo Biden-era rules designed to protect workers without that luxury. "The Trump administration is moving to rewrite Biden-era rules that would mandate breaks and access to water and shade for workers," The New York Times reported on Saturday. Not to be undone in the pro-death department, "Congress is considering legislation that would go a step further, prohibiting the Labor Department from adopting the Biden-era heat plan or similar rules." On top of all that, Trump's "Occupational Safety and Health Administration is curtailing workplace inspections that President Joseph R. Biden Jr.'s appointees had increased to raise awareness of heat-related illnesses."