August 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM EDT
Trump 'Money Laundering' Shocker Exposes Todd Blanche's 'Obscene Protection Racket'

Court documents revealing that President Donald Trump was de-banked after a money laundering probe have been linked to a reinvigorated effort to protect him from prosecution by acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. Capital One's July 31 filing marked the first time a bank formally tied anti-money laundering concerns to Trump's business empire, according to Al Jazeera.

August 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM EDT
RFK Jr. Staff Shut Down Questions As He Admits He Eats 'Stuff I Find On The Street'

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s staff cut off a USA Today interview question about the grossest food he has ever eaten, moments after he admitted eating "stuff I find on the street." Robert F. Kennedy Jr. made the admission Wednesday in an exclusive video interview with USA Today's Francesca Chambers.

August 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM EDT
Missouri Is Taking The Scenic Route To Killing Old And Poor People

Tomorrow, Missourians are slated to cast their votes on Amendment 5, a proposition that seeks to increase taxes on seniors and middle-class citizens in an effort to fund massive tax cuts for the highest earners in the state. The Amendment would effectively dissolve the state's individual income tax; money that makes up approximately 64% of Missouri's general fund and serves as the main pool for everything ranging from infrastructure and schools to healthcare and public safety -- all in favor of giving the rich a bit thicker lining in their pockets.

August 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM EDT
Trump's Approval Rating Hits A New Low. He Calls It His Best Ever

Donald J. Trump took to Truth Social this morning to declare that his "REAL Polling Numbers" are "the best they have ever been," which is quite a flex for a President currently posting the worst approval ratings of either of his terms. Trump's poll numbers are bad, and deservedly so.

August 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM EDT
Are Trump And Iran In Peace Talks? Apparently Nobody Actually Knows...

It seems Donald Trump and Iran can't even manage to get on the same page about whether or not they're even talking about a new peace negotiation. Over the weekend, Trump stood aboard Air Force One in that leaning tower of bullshit way that he does, and told reporters that negotiations with Iran would begin "tomorrow afternoon," with a specific focus on reopening the Strait of Hormus and guaranteeing that Iran never acquires or accesses nuclear weapons, as Trump's illegal war with the country rages well into its sixth month.

August 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM EDT
US Troops Hit With BIZARRE Request As Trump Fails To Find A Way Out Of His War

Donald Trump's illegal war with Iran is now well into its sixth month, with no conceivable end in sight, and it appears that US Central Command has grown desperate for ideas, now calling on American troops to brainstorm "creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran." CNN broke reporting on the truly bizarre and unsettling request that was sent out to US military analysts last week.

August 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM EDT
Foghorn Kennedy Defends Trump Reflecting Pool Lies: 'Maybe He Believes It'

On Meet The Press Sunday, Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana did his best to cover up Donald Trump's multitude of lies about "vandals" damaging the newly refurbished Lincoln Memorial Reflecting pool because the left hates him. Jeanine Pirro put all their dishonesty to bed by the Trump administration after dropping all charges against former Olympian David Hearn, while pointing instead to shoddy contractor work and the Interior Department withholding information from her office.

August 3, 2026 at 10:54 AM EDT
Blanche Ditches Jan. 6 Fund, Keeps Trump's IRS Immunity Via 'Sham Document'

Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche's latest order does away with the May 18 Anti-Weaponization Fund. However, buried in the fine print, the May 19 IRS immunity settlement stays untouched. Rather than rolling that back, the memo accompanying the order restates the DOJ's position -- that the immunity applies retroactively and only to the parties named in the agreement. In effect, Trump was ready to sacrifice the Jan. 6 defendants as long as his own IRS immunity deal remained protected.

August 3, 2026 at 9:55 AM EDT
Jordan: Slush Fund For Insurrectionists? Fine. Facts On David Hearn? Not So Much.

Rep. Jim Jordan claimed Trump's weaponization fund is only for people unjustly accosted by the federal government, and then acted like the cat got his tongue when CNN host Dana Bash pressed him on whether former Olympian David Hearn should receive funds after Jeanine Pirro dropped all charges against him. Never mind that Pirro claimed they had "irrefutable" evidence against Hearn which seems to have vaporized into the lie that it always was.

August 3, 2026 at 9:17 AM EDT
Fox Host Goes Ballistic Over Bill To Help American Farmers

Rep. Pete Sessions appeared on Fox's The Big Weekend Show to discuss a bill aimed at helping American farmers by expanding and expediting the agricultural guestworker program. This is not a new subject, and even Pedolph Shitler said that they would have to consider something like that because they went too far with their anti-immigrant assholery. Lahren wasted no time getting hostile towards Sessions, accusing him of pushing amnesty with this bill. However, Sessions was ready for her attacks and stayed focused as he explained why this bill was necessary, including pointing out the damage being done by Shitler's tariffs:

August 3, 2026 at 7:58 AM EDT
People Can't Stop Making Fun Of Trump For Claiming Victory In His Own Golf Tournament

As if he weren't already giving the American people plenty of ammunition to make fun of him with, Trump found himself absolutely buried in humiliating mockery this weekend after he openly bragged about the victory he claimed at his own damn golf tournament. For what has to be the nth time in his 80 god-forsaken years on this earth, Donald Trump, the sitting president of "The Greatest Country On Earth," took to his Truth Social echo chamber to brag to his dear followers about his victory in the Bedminster Club Championship with a final-round score of 70, or two under par.

August 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM EDT
Carl Sagan: Pale Blue Dot

"The earth is a very small stage on a vast cosmic arena," Sagan said. "Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. Audible: "In Pale Blue Dot Sagan traces the spellbinding history of our launch into the cosmos and assesses the future that looms before us as we move out into our own solar system and on to distant galaxies beyond. The exploration and eventual settlement of other worlds is neither a fantasy nor luxury, insists Sagan, but rather a necessary condition for the survival of the human race."